These are quotes heard throughout my classroom or things I thought I would never have to say...
"Spit out the tape."~Kari
"Stop sniffing the paint."~Kari, to the same student as the first one.
"What other parts of my body can I paint and put on my canvas?"~student
"I don't make it a habit of smelling my students."~Kari
"Cell phone usage in the Bible resulted in 20 years in the wilderness."~student during a discussion of our new cell phone consequence system.
"Stop biological dancing with the chair."~Kari
"Can I take my shirt off and lay on it?"~student painting.
"Yeah, it's really hot in this trash bag."~student
"Yes, you can't be a good artist without making out with your art supplies."~student
I hope these bring a smile to your face...we have a running list for the year, so more will come.